THE 12 DAYS OF CITY (INSTEAD OF CHRISTMAS, GET IT?)
I thought I would introduce a little bit of belated festive cheer as we head into a no doubt frantic transfer window by sharing the 12 days of Christmas, sorry City, with all you fellow Blues. Take a deep breath...
“On the first day of Christmas my City gave to me, Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the second day of Christmas my City gave to me, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the third day of Christmas my City gave to me, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the fourth day of Christmas my City gave to me, Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the fifth day of Christmas my City gave to me, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the sixth day of Christmas my City gave to me, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the seventh day of Christmas my City gave to me, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the eighth day of Christmas my City gave to me, Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the ninth day of Christmas my City gave to me, nine Sheikh’s shaking, Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the 10th day of Christmas my City gave to me, 10 goals past Huddersfield, nine Sheikh’s shaking, Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the 11th day of Christmas my City gave to me, 11 pies that Andy Morrison ate, 10 goals past Huddersfield, nine Sheikh’s shaking, Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the 12th day of Christmas my City gave to me, 12 signings in January, 11 pies that Andy Morrison ate, 10 goals past Huddersfield, nine Sheikh’s shaking, Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.”
On the second day of Christmas my City gave to me, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the third day of Christmas my City gave to me, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the fourth day of Christmas my City gave to me, Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the fifth day of Christmas my City gave to me, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the sixth day of Christmas my City gave to me, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the seventh day of Christmas my City gave to me, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the eighth day of Christmas my City gave to me, Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the ninth day of Christmas my City gave to me, nine Sheikh’s shaking, Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the 10th day of Christmas my City gave to me, 10 goals past Huddersfield, nine Sheikh’s shaking, Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the 11th day of Christmas my City gave to me, 11 pies that Andy Morrison ate, 10 goals past Huddersfield, nine Sheikh’s shaking, Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.
On the 12th day of Christmas my City gave to me, 12 signings in January, 11 pies that Andy Morrison ate, 10 goals past Huddersfield, nine Sheikh’s shaking, Bell, Lee and Summerbee, Weaver’s saves at Wembley, Kinkladze versus Southampton, five Shaun Goaters… Uwe chipping Schmeichel, three Brazilians, Robinho dancing and Mark Hughes’ job at City.”